We Found the Best Mushroom Decor on the Market, So It’s Time to Fungi-fy Your Humble Abode

You know what you should eat off of this plate? JK, I don’t need to tell you. (It’s mushrooms.)

Your bed, couch, or Alternate Cozy Area™ will give instant fairytale forest vibes with the addition of this rug-hook throw pillow. I won’t blame you if you buy several for a fully fungi-fied space.

If you’re as obsessed with your ~cellular device~ as I am, you know that your phone case is basically decor you bring with you everywhere. (No, like…everywhere.) So you might as well make it cute. Just think of the mirror selfies you’ll take with this fun-ghi (see what I did there?).

Filtrum Home makes the cutest glassware. Like, don’t even get me started. This hand-blown, mushroom-inspired glass will make any drink more exciting, whether you use it to hold your bedside water or as a vessel for your next happy hour concoction. Bonus: it can also be recycled for your next bachelorette trip, just saying…

Every veggie will taste better when accompanied by this adorable oven mitt and pot holder set from West Elm. If you’ve got a cottagecore-loving friend or family member, this would make for a fab housewarming present.

Is this the tuffet that Little Miss Muffet sat on while eating her curds and whey? All signs point to yes. (Also yes, I did just Google “define tuffet.”)

Bretman Rock has this lamp in his bedroom, so you should have this lamp in your bedroom. That’s all.

If you don’t have a spoon rest on your stove, this chic ceramic baby is ready to change that. It’s also handmade by a small business on Etsy, which we love!

These napkins look like they belong in a natural history museum, and tbh, they probably should be in an art museum. They’re so chic and unique I could cry and they’re cotton—aka reusable!!!

Just picture how cute your fruits and veggies (…or dessert) would look in this elevated bowl. Each piece is handmade, hand-cast, and hand-finished by San Francisco-based designer Tina Frey, so even though it’s a little expensive, it’s like owning a piece of art—because it is a piece of art.

You know what makes for the best mushroom-inspired home decor? Actual mushrooms, of course! A little too on the nose? Maybe. But you can actually grow your own mushrooms from this simple kit and then eat them. It might be on the nose, but it’s also practical and cool as hell. You’re a farmer now!

Good luck letting yourself burn this baby. She’s so cute I don’t think I could take a match to her, tbh.

Do you need to be a mycologist (a person who studies fungi) to hang this on your wall? Absolutely not. But you might become one if you stare at it long enough.

Nothing, I repeat NUH-THING, will get the party started quite like this bad boy. Just add light.

Of course, mushroom-print wallpaper isn’t for everyone. But if you really want to be the cottagecore queen, you should probably buy a roll or three. I’m picturing this in a powder room with moody brass and black accents and I’m obsessed.

You can never have too many vases, especially when they’re made of colored glass, which is why you should probably buy one of these in every color. Just think of the Instas!

All this chicness for just $30? I don’t understand, and I don’t want to.