FYI, this oversized tee is waaaay cozier than actual negligee (and probably much more fun to open in front of other people).

Your emotional support water bottle’s got nothing on this 13-inch rubber chicken. It comes equipped with an “emotional support vest” (lol) and makes a loud squawk every time you squeeze it.

Did I see all three National Treasure movies in theaters the week they came out? Yes. Do I still think there’s something absolutely hilarious about Nicolas Cage randomly trying to steal the Declaration of Independence? Of course! Even more funny is this ridiculous mug with the actor wearing a flower crown on it.

*Taylor Swift voice* Spelling Writing is fun! This poop emoji pen makes seven different fart sounds with a simple click. Classy, no?

The artist who posts hand-drawn cartoons about life and love to the Instagram account But Like Maybe has an illustrated book! And anyone who knows the struggle of dating as a 20-something will think it’s laugh-out-loud funny, trust.

If you can’t get behind the absolute ridiculousness of gag gifts (understandable), consider purchasing one that’s cute but still kind of quirky instead. This elephant-shaped match holder definitely fits the bill.

This book filled with pictures of animals delivering shade is truly a gift that keeps on giving.

Available in pink or black, this genius cover will turn their phone into the retro cell of their dreams, and you can get it to fit any iPhone model.

From dripping thighs to mustard-spanked chicken, this v sexy cookbook comes packed with 50 salacious chicken dish recipes that’ll help your recipient ~dominate~ the kitchen.

The bad bitch in your life will feel fly as hell toting around this gasoline bottle-shaped leather bag, which comes in a bunch of different color options.

This hilarious banana handset pairs with your phone via Bluetooth, letting you take calls, make calls, and play music, all with a banana in hand—plus, proceeds from every sale go toward gorilla conservation efforts. Aww.

Help the aspiring mermaid in your life achieve their dreams with this fuzzy sherpa-lined mermaid tail sleeping bag, which even comes with a detachable shoulder strap.

Anyone who knows and loves Black American pop culture will have a blast playing this game (and there a tons of expansion packs you can add on as well).

That person who never has their sh*t together legitimately needs this notebook for scribbling stuff down.

You’ll discover a whole new meaning to the phrase “dad bod” with this fanny pack.

I’m almost positive these hanging sloth planters will bring a smile to the face of whoever receives them. I mean, c’mon, those lil faces are freaking a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e.