Hello, Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend Is Here

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Hello, Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend Is Here


What’s happening: Tonight, the Moon enters Virgo, while Venus links up with Uranus, the planet of surprises. The Sun squares off with Saturn on Sunday (a big red flag for rejection), and on Monday, the Moon enters Libra. After spending some time in Libra, the Moon dips into Scorpio on Wednesday.

What that means for you:

Aries

This weekend has a few bumps in the road. The astro is hinting at you meeting up with someone from the past. Someone you have major history with is coming back around, so keep your eyes peeled. The Libra Moon gets your week off to a good start—this energy is great for connecting with other people. Go out this week, and you might end up finding yourself a new date!

Taurus

Step outside of your comfort zone this weekend! Venus, the planet of love, pleasure, and beauty, is mingling with Uranus in your sign, trying to help you give your love life a glow up. Here’s the key to success: You’re gonna have to be the one to take initiative. Go out somewhere totally new. Scope out any hotties around you. Once you spot someone you’re really into, shoot your shot! Uranus wants you to shake things up, and Venus wants you to find love. It’s that simple!

 

Gemini

This week is great, but first you have to get through this weekend. There’s a lot of blockages this weekend, and you’re rushing around trying to get nowhere fast. You have lots of options and you see tons of possibilities for your love life, but you need to take some time to figure out exactly who and what you want. The Moon enters Libra on Monday, providing a ton of potential for romance, so finding love will be a breeze. You just need to find out what that looks like to you, first.

Cancer

The Moon in Virgo this weekend helps to bring you out of your shell, and you’re feeling more talkative and extroverted. Venus is in your sign, too, so if you’re looking for love, all you need to do is step outside—there’ll be plenty of hotties lining up just to get a look at you! Romance is more special now, and once the Moon enters sensual Scorpio, sex becomes way hotter!

Leo

You’re really dragging your feet this weekend. There’s lots of slow astro-weather in your chart, so don’t expect to get much action, if any. Venus is pulling your attention to the past, so you might occupy a lot of your time thinking about exes, and Saturn is making it tough to see what you want in the future of your love life, too. Take a moment and breathe, Leo. There’s no rush. Live in the present, appreciate who/what you have now, and worry about the future when you get there.

Virgo

To get to where you want to be, first you have to figure out where you are and which way you’re going. You might be crushing on someone or in a new relationship, and you like the other person a lot. So much so that you’ve started daydreaming about your future together, like buying a little house with a white picket fence, and you’ll name your first son Theodore, unless it’s a girl, then it’ll be Isabelle… you’re gonna overwhelm them, Virgo. I know you want to go from point A to point Z as fast as you can, but you haven’t even gotten to point B. Take it slow! Things change over time!

Libra

Don’t expect a ton of action this week, Libra. The Moon in Virgo all weekend long is a bummer, plain and simple. You’re spending lots of time alone. There’s a little fun astro coming from Venus, but nothing life-changing. There’s a chance you’ll bump into someone new, or if you’re already with someone, a moment where you can really focus on your future—DTRing, or saying the “L” word for the first time. You’re starting to open the door to a bright, beautiful future with your special someone.

Scorpio

There’s some excitement coming your way this weekend! Venus teaming up with Uranus, the planet of surprises, means that you’re way more likely to be more ~experimental~ in bed, which makes it way easier to make new connections. Don’t expect things to go perfectly, though. You might have to kiss a few frogs before finding your Mx. Right. You might buy some toys, or try something kinky with your boo, but not like it one bit. That’s okay! Variety is the spice of life, and as long as you’re trying something new, you’ll have a good week.

Sagittarius

Going fast is sort of your thing, Sagittarius, but right now, the stars want you to slow down. And if you don’t slow down, you can expect some major obstacles. Maybe you and your boo get into an argument—you’re more likely to want to just dump them and leave now. Or maybe you’re going on your second or third date with someone sexy—you’re more likely to try and rush into a relationship before making sure you’re really right for each other. Is that little argument really worth a break up? No. Is this new date your soulmate? Probably not. But you can still navigate these issues as long as you do it thoughtfully. Don’t rush. Take it slow.

Capricorn

Disclaimer: Work is kicking your ass this weekend, so it might interfere with your plans. But that’s okay, because there’s some magical astro from the Venus/Uranus connection. This is a very lucky transit, especially for your sign, and it has a few fun effects: First, meeting new people is way easier, and you’re much better at gauging your chemistry with them. Second, you’re absolutely radiating charisma, and everyone is having fun around you. Finally, this makes sex way hotter. No, this isn’t the perfect weekend, but it has a hell of a lot of potential for fun!

Aquarius

The stars are urging you to take love seriously this weekend. First of all, this is a very emotional weekend. This is great for romance, but it’s not so great for hooking up. Not only are you uninterested in superficial relationships, you want to actively avoid them. If you’re with someone, there’s not a huge problem. But if you’re single, you’re feeling especially lonely, and you should know that hookups are almost guaranteed to lead to you catching feelings.

Pisces

The lovely Venusian astro-weather this weekend, combined with the Virgo Moon activating your chart’s relationships zone, means that this is one of the best times for dating. Whether you’re going on a first date with someone new or taking your boo out to y’all’s favorite hangout spot, spend time with someone special this weekend. You feel more connected with them, your chemistry is stronger, and sex makes you feel nearly entangled with them.

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Jake Register (better known by his Instagram handle, @jakesastrology) is a Libra and the author of Cosmopolitan’s weekly Sexoscopes. He lives in southeastern North Carolina and loves making astrology content. Follow his IG or Twitter @jakesastrology, and to book a reading, go to Jakesastrology.as.me.





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