What’s happening: Tonight, the Moon is in Aquarius and Venus squares off with Saturn, the planet of blockages. The Moon enters Pisces on Saturday, and enjoys mostly gentle aspects from the planets until it enters Aries on Monday. Taurus season starts on Thursday, bringing a big shift from the dynamic of Aries season. At the same time, the Sun is square Pluto, and there’s a solar eclipse.
What that means for *you*:
Aries
There’s a lot of gossip going around, and rumor has it your ex is lurking somewhere nearby this weekend. My advice? Ignore it. If your ex has something to say, they better come say it, otherwise, you need to stop paying them any mind! Thursday’s solar eclipse takes place in your sign, meaning that this will be especially impactful for you—listen carefully, connect honestly with others, and do your best. Big changes are coming!
Taurus
It’s been a rough Aries season, and you feel like you’re at your wit’s end this weekend. You and your boo/crush/bestie just…aren’t seeing eye to eye about something. And you, with your legendary stubbornness, just can’t budge on this. And as a result, you probably think your partner isn’t budging, either. Listen: Relationships are a two-way street. You both could do some compromising, y’know? You don’t want to start off your birthday off with a big fight, so try to be the bigger person. It’ll probably turn out that this “big thing” you were disagreeing about wasn’t that big of a deal.
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Gemini
You’re being called to make a big decision about your love life this weekend, Gemini. This is a critical point in your love life, and you’re likely to be asked the “what are we?” question, or you’re hearing the “L” word for the first time. Your partner is ready to move forward—but the question here is, are you? It’s okay if you aren’t. The lesson you’re learning right now is commitment. Not committing to this person, necessarily, but making a solid decision with what you want to do, sticking with it, and carrying it out—no matter what you decide to do.
Cancer
You are deep, deep in your feelings this weekend—way more than usual. You’re spending a lot of time dwelling on the past. Guess what? The more you focus on the past, the less you’ll be able to work on your love life in the present moment. The pressure ends when Taurus season begins, and you’re having a much easier time living in the moment and feeling hopeful about your love life—and if you’re single, Taurus season is one of the best times of year for making new connections!
Leo
If you’ve been thinking about asking out your crush, or DTRing with your special someone, I strongly urge you to wait a little longer. Just because you’re ready to take the next step doesn’t mean they are. You have a slight tendency to pitch a fit when you don’t get your way, but that is 100% not the move this week. Take it slow, Leo. Let the relationship take its natural course for now.
Virgo
This weekend’s astro strongly suggests that rejection is in your future. That means now is not the time to ask anyone out or make big changes. You’re not guaranteed to get a “no” from them—rather, a “not right now.” You take rejection hard, I know, but it’s not the end of the world! Taurus season makes you feel way better and outgoing, so getting back on track or finding someone else to have fun with will be a breeze.
Libra
Your love life is getting pretty bumpy this week, Libra. This doesn’t mean things are going to shit—you should just expect a bunch of ups and downs. The way you navigate the issues that come up—whether it be secrets coming to light, unfortunate news, tough conversations, or just a simple disagreement—will determine the future of your relationship. The solar eclipse this week is in your chart’s relationships zone, too, so your love life will be undergoing a transformation soon.
Scorpio
Expect intimacy issues tonight. This may manifest as a difficulty connecting in bed, meh sex, or just not being in the mood for sex at all. Luckily, the Pisces Moon is in the loveliest part of your chart for the remainder of the weekend, so you’re bouncing back fast and can get back to having fun in no time. Taurus season is cuffing season for your sign, too, so expect your love life to get a glow up in the coming weeks!
Sagittarius
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but unfortunately, this weekend’s astro reeks of rejection. There’s a possibility of getting into a disagreement, or even a fight, and breakups are also very possible now, too. Keep this in mind: Whenever one door closes, another one opens. And this week’s eclipse, in your chart’s zone of romance/sex/fun, is opening the next door for your love life. Release the past and step boldly into your future this week.
Capricorn
It feels like your crush/boo is working on your last nerve this weekend, and I’m encouraging you to not blow up on them. Here’s the thing—your boo might be acting a wee bit out of pocket, but most of that stress is coming from other areas of your life. Don’t take that stress out on them, or big fights could come your way. Patience is key right now. The Pisces Moon this weekend is great for being more tender towards your boo, but it makes you more sensitive, too. Find a balance.
Aquarius
You’re hitting a roadblock, Aquarius. You really like someone, and they have one or two great traits, but they also have a ton of qualities that just…aren’t redeemable. They ghost you all the time, or they might only want sex, or maybe they have personal/political beliefs that you absolutely don’t agree with, or maybe they’re playing with your heart. Stand up for yourself, you deserve a partner that gives you everything you want and need. Know your worth! If you come to the conclusion that this special someone isn’t so special at all, don’t feel bad. Just leave ‘em behind and keep looking.
Pisces
So, you’re the sign most known for being sensitive, empathetic, and emotional, but this weekend you’re so not that way. You’ve been putting walls up, blocking other people out, and in the process, doing yourself and others a disservice by not expressing yourself entirely. Your partner wants to connect. Your boo wants to hear about your thoughts and feelings. The only thing holding you back is yourself!
Jake Register (better known by his Instagram handle, @jakesastrology) is a Libra and the author of Cosmopolitan’s weekly Sexoscopes. He lives in southeastern North Carolina and spends his free time studying astrology, writing horoscopes, crafting zodiac-flavored memes, and roller skating. If you like astrology and humor, follow him on Instagram and Twitter!