If you happened to miss Sam Smith and Kim Petras’s truly 🥵🥵🥵 performance, Bennifer’s general cuteness, or Adele fangirling over Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson at tonight’s Grammy Awards, then maybe—just MAYBE!!!—Trevor Noah referencing Prince Harry’s frostbitten penis will jostle you awake. ICYMI, before introducing James Corden (who would go on to present Beyoncé with the Best Dance/Electronic Music Album, aka the win that ~officially~ makes her the artist with the most Grammy wins ever), the ceremony’s host said, “James Corden is a 12-time Emmy winner and the host of The Late Late Show.…He’s also living proof that a man can move from London to L.A. and not tell everyone about his frostbitten penis.”
No thoughts, just 😶😶😶. A refresher: Prior to the release of Prince Harry’s book Spare, Page Six published an excerpt reporting that Harry said his “todger” was frozen following a trip to the North Pole a month prior to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s royal wedding.
“Upon arriving home I’d been horrified to discover that my nether regions were frost nipped,” the royal said of the saga, which occurred following a 200-mile arctic charity walk in March 2011. Apparently, Harry’s frostbite was so bad that he was still actively recovering from it while he attended Prince William and Kate Middleton’s Westminster Abbey wedding in April of that year.
The Duke of Sussex would go on to tell his father, King Charles, about the “discomfort of my frost nipped ears and cheeks,” but he didn’t quiiiiite mention the pain he was feeling in his nether regions. “While the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn’t,” recalled the pained prince, who wound up seeking treatment following the ceremony.
Anyway, gonna leave you with these truly L-O-L tweets: