Whether you’re all boo-ed up or still looking for your other half, Halloween is easily the sexiest holiday of the year. And between the festive fall drinks, the slinky costumes, and alllll the adorable autumn activities (hi, pumpkin carving) it’s no wonder Halloween pickup lines become popular as the weather turns cooler. They’re cheesy, they’re fun, and they work better than regular pickup lines because they’re all centered around the holiday. What can I say? We love a good theme!
As with all pickup lines, though, it’s really important to pick the appropriate audience before whipping out a few of these (admittedly) adorkable jokes. First and foremost, it’s gotta be consensual. Always. While some of these make great openers for dating apps and IRL convo starters, others are much more risque; save the supes sexy ones for when you’re already in a committed relationship.
Also, you’ll only want to send these to people who understand and respect cheesy humor, otherwise, your *very cute and very funny* pickup line will flop. Finally, if the object of your affections doesn’t like Halloween (red flag?), they likely won’t be a fan of your joke. But hey, this is a good way to figure out whether or not they’re a Halloween hater. Shared interests are important, after all.
Disclaimers aside, whether you want something cute to send your significant other, are looking for a date, or just have the urge to troll your Tinder matches, there’s no better time to get a lil devilish with your flirting strategy. Right this way for 55 of the best Halloween pickup lines that’ll get you in the spooky spirit and totally bewitch your boo or boo-to-be.
To let them know you’re all about *treating* them right:
1. I don’t want your candy because the sweetest treat would be your number.
2. Baby, you’re sweeter than candy corn.
3. I don’t know what the trick is, ’cause you certainly look like a treat.
4. Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
5. You don’t need Halloween because you look like a treat every day.
6. If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.
7. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop? Want to find out?
8. I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life-size.
9. You must be made of candy because you look so sweet.
10. Want to check my pants for a treat?
11. I went trick-or-treating but I didn’t get any candy. Can I have you instead?
To let them know you think they’re be-witching:
12. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night.
13. It’s scary how good you look.
14. Are you a monster? Because you look Frankenfine.
15. Looks like the neighbors are giving out snacks tonight.
16. Are you dressed as “the most attractive person here?”
17. Are you a zombie? Because I’m really liking your brains.
18. Are you dressed as an angel or is that just the real you?
19. Are you a witch? Because I’m definitely under your spell.
20. Are you dressed up as Beyoncé? Cause you look boo-tylicious.
21. You’re obviously dressed as a zombie because you look so drop-dead gorgeous.
22. What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
23. I looked into my crystal ball and it showed us, in bed, having breakfast tomorrow.
24. You must be the devil because it just got hot in here.
25. That skeleton over there wanted to ask for your number, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
26. Are you a jack-o-lantern? Because you’re lighting up the room.
27. I volunteer as your victim tonight since you’re clearly dressed to kill.
If you and your partner wanna ~bone~:
28. I know it’s Halloween, but I’d rattle your bone any day of the year.
29. I’m no vampire, but I sure do know how to suck.
30. I’m not going as a ghost this year, but you can still get under my sheets.
31. I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
32. I’m a vampire…permission to bite your neck?
33. I’ll get your heart racing faster than a haunted house.
34. Want to get tangled in my spider web tonight?
35. You look good in your costume, but you’d look better out of it.
36. Forget your broom, ride me instead?
37. Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?
38. Are you Harry Potter? Because I’d let you Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets.
39. I bet I can make you scream tonight.
40. Let’s take this party back to my coffin.
41. I could make the hairs on your neck stand up.
42. I’m a pirate, so give me that booty!
For when you’re trying to make them your boo:
43. Hey, boo-tiful.
44. Do you believe in love at first sight or lust at first bite? Wanna find out?
45. I couldn’t decide on a costume tonight, so can I just go as your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner?
46. Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
47. For Halloween, you should go as the love of my life.
48. Even on Halloween, I promise I won’t ghost you.
49. If you were mine, I’d give you all treats and no tricks.
50. I don’t want your candy, I just want your number.
51. I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
52. I promise to hold you if you get scared.
53. I found a great couple’s costume—want to go as the other half?
54. Isn’t it spooky how your number isn’t in my phone?
55. How you boo-in’?