Kickin’ things off with this next-level contraption from LELO, which uses rotating “pleasure nodes” and 12 different patterns to mimic a controlled, tongue-like feeling. Yes, it’s pricey, but it’s beloved for a reason—plus, it’ll look so ~fancy~ on your nightstand. Oh, and did I mention it’s waterproof?

In addition to looking cute as hell, the Blowfish vibe is a best seller at Ella Paradis thanks to its double-sided clitoral stimulator, seven suction modes, travel-friendly and waterproof design, and “magic tongue” function, which TRULY delivers. The best part? It’s only $34.

CalExotics has legit dozens of top-rated tongue vibes, but one of the best is definitely this flicking tongue toy. It’s rechargeable, splashproof, v discreet, and offers 10 different modes to help ya get your rocks off with pinpoint precision.

Perfect for use on both your nipples and clit, this all-in-one pump toy heightens sensitivity through the combination of suction and stimulation from its soft silicone tongue. As a bonus, it’s waterproof, rechargeable, and equipped with tons of different function modes.

Similar to the Ora 3, the Filare is a clitoral massager with two rotating nodes that mimic the feel of a VERY nimble tongue swirling and stroking your clit, and with three stimulation modes and 10 intensity settings, you can find the speed that works best for you. It’s rechargeable, waterproof, and just look how cute!!

You’ve probs seen that clit-sucking rose vibe all over TikTok, but this palm-sized rose tongue vibrator takes things to the next damn level. The Kiss uses rapid tongue vibrations to help you stimulate your clit and nipples, and you’ll love that it’s rechargeable, travel-friendly, and equipped with 10 different speeds and functions—all for under $50.

This suction vibe may look simple, but don’t be fooled—it really delivers. Using pressure wave technology, the Aer mimics the flutter of a tongue and the suction of a mouth for a truly knee-buckling experience. It offers five pulsing patterns and five suction intensities so you can find the perfect combo—and yes, it’s waterproof as well.

If you’ve always wanted a French lover well-versed in the art of cunnilingus, then this unique toy deserves a spot in your drawer. Made with silky smooth silicone, the vibrating tongue on the French Lover is ideal for teasing all your body’s erogenous zones. Though it’s battery-operated, you’ll love that it’s waterproof, whisper-quiet, and equipped with six different functions.

In addition to being pretty, this luxe clitoral massager features a soft silicone tip that quickly waggles up and down like a tongue—and by quickly, I mean up-to-75-swings-per-second quick. It’s compact, water-resistant, rechargeable, packed with several different modes and functions, and even embellished with a genuine Swarovski crystal, which is so perfectly #extra.

Not looking to spend more than $30 on a tongue vibe? Then this bad boy is for you. With the storage cap on, it looks like an adorable lil Easter egg, and you simply gotta open ‘er up to experience seven vibration functions from its fluttering tongue nubbin. It’s rechargeable, splashproof, and amazingly effective for the price.

Made in collaboration with StyleCaster, this gorg handheld vibe features a soft silicone tongue that flicks with 10 different speeds, plus mini silicone nubs around the head that give you good vibes all around. Like all the best toys, it’s also waterproof, rechargeable, and—best of all—has a travel lock so you can take it on the road.

Similar in design to the Stella (but slightly less $$$), this cute, curvy toy comes packed with 10 rhythms of vibration, a flickering silicone tongue, and a warming function that allows it to quickly match your body temperature. And yes, it’s waterproof and rechargeable, so it really checks all the boxes.

Got a magic wand toy at home? Then this bb is calling your name. The Triple Thrill (which fits right on top of your wand vibe) features beaded nubs on one side, gentle waves on the other, and a front cup area that provides powerful vibration and pinpoint stimulation with its attached tongue. And just peep that price!!

With 15 vibe patterns and seven suction intensities, the options are pretty much endless with the Trinitii—especially since it also has four (!!) flickering tongue speeds. Its handle vibrations are rumbly and strong, too, and yep, it’s splashproof and rechargeable and all that good stuff.

Flutter lovers, WYA? The Volta’s split-tipped design offers a wide range of sensations, ranging from fluttery tapping to more powerful thumps, and it’s great for use on both clits and nips. Plus, it’s packed with 12 different functions and an easy-to-grip handle—and ofc, it’s waterproof and rechargeable.

Tiny but mighty, Kissed is probs the most discrete oral sex simulator out there. It has a handy grip that sits between your fingers, and its flexible vibrating fin feels pretty damn close to the real thing. With five different vibration speeds and five vibration modes, this waterproof and rechargeable toy may actually give you the best head of your life.